The DCEU is so funny to me, because you would have to be eating paste and huffing tar to fumble a franchise with the popularity and weight of DC Comics, but the executives at Warner Bros gave the reins of the franchise to Zack âGodâs Strongest Accidental Fascistâ Snyder and let him just slowly wedge the franchise into a complete standstill like Austin Powers on that luggage cart
Christopher Nolan made a Batman movie so good that it snagged nine Oscar nominations and won two. All DC had to do was restructure some scripts from Justice League Unlimited, and theyâd keep the ball rolling forever. But no, every day Warner Brothers and Zack Snyder clocked into work at the Fumbling the Bag Factory and aimed to be employee of the month, and now The Flash movie is slated to make less than ANY of the movies featuring Quicksilver, who is literally The Flash but in Blue. And to this day the only thing I know about The Flash is that Ezra Miller puts a baby in the microwave.
This clip is edited a bit, and the context makes it marginally less bizarre, but the gif is so much funnier if you see it like this that Iâve just decided to present it without explanation.
Saying thatâs the best offer youâve ever made is more of an indictment of you than on the union, bud.
Thinking about all those youtubers and streamers who generally stayed nonpolitical as not to alienate anyone but who absolutely could not handle it when that hogwarts game came out and their progressive audiences were telling them to maybe not play/review that one and they’d throw a fat tantrum like “no you don’t get it it’s my job this is the biggest game of the year I can’t not play it” and now we’re a few months along and fucking nobody is talking about it anymore cause it wasn’t even good. Was it worth it
Dear tumblr staff,
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This post is a decade old this year.

soidreamtiwasastarfleetcommander:
I read the thread and what isn’t clear from one tweet that this 9yr old was reffing an adult women’s league, not a children’s league. And that woman who argued with said child ref was a player not a mom.
in italy, lesbian parents are being removed from their childâs birth certificate in favor of the âbiological parentâ, regardless if that person ever had a role in raising the child. welsh has been doing this as well. it feels like weâre going back decades.
link to the news article, for anyone curious.
Italy was more progressive than Germany on parental rights for lesbian parents (Iâm not on our daughterâs birth certificate because the word of law uses âhusbandâ and âfatherâ so doesnât apply), and now theyâre stripping those rights back.
Please note: the tweet in the original post refers to a person called âWalshâ (Matt Walsh, I assume, but itâs unclear). Neither the tweet nor the article say anything about âwelshâ. Welsh people or the country Wales havenât done anything of the sort recently, as far as I know.
Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it’s called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes
just reread Fjorester’s first kiss scene in the transcripts while looking for something else and MAN. Like, sorry to everyone else but this was high romance in a way we may never see the likes of again
“you looking for a friend?” she leans in, “or perhaps… more?”
your eyes widen; two friends?!
Had a dream that there was a furry subculture revolving entirely around popular cryptids where nobody knew exactly what anybody elseâs fursona actually looked like because they exclusively drew themselves blurry and out of focus and/or really far away.
Here we go! Fursona reveal!













